I went to Physics class as usual today. Teacher Inba, the thin thin tall tall man was telling us all sorts of stories since it's the end of a semester, everyone's relaxing a bit.
His last story was about a boy who is very smart at pure math, add math and everything related to math. Everyone liked him and the girls were also all over him. As he was a genius at maths, he applied for a study field called articulated science if I'm not mistaken. He got a place to study that field already but he still needs to sit for his STPM for his final results.
Then, time flies and the next day is his big STPM day. But this boy thought he was so smart already, he went to play snooker that night and went back home at 12 midnight. He took a shortcut on the way, while walking , suddenly he saw many shadows of ghosts dancing in front of him. So, he ran like a mad cow as fast as he can until he reached his house. Then , he saw his old neighbor, Pak Cik Ali. Pak Cik Ali saw this boy was panting and looked like he was running away from something so he asked him what happened. The boy told his neighbor that a gang of ghosts are dancing in the middle of the road. But Pak Cik Ali was not convinced, so he asked the boy to show him the ghosts. Reluctantly, the boy showed his neighbor the place. The boy was still frightened from what he saw, but half way there the old man was the one shaking! :D
When they reached the spot where the boy saw the ghosts, they saw that the ghosts were actually banana trees swaying under the street light. The boy and Pak Cik Ali laughed their heads off when they realised it. So, tomorrow was his STPM day. This boy likes to prepare his bag the next morning. But the next day, he woke up very late, so he quickly checked his bag and ran to school. When he reached the school it was only 7 o'clock so there's still time for him to prepare for his exam. But this boy decided to disturb his friends instead coz he thought he's already smart enough. When it was time for him to sit for his add maths test, he realised everything was ready except for his calculator! Without it he can't do anything! So, he ran back to his house to get it. But the problem is, his house is very far, like from Taman Melawati to Ampang. So, when he reached his house it was already 8.30. But then another problem came up. No one's at home! His mom went out and locked the door.
So the boy broke in from the back door, broke the window, opened the lock pad and struggled in. He quickly took his calculator and ran out of the house. There's still an hour for him to sit for his math paper. So, he decided to take a cab to go back to school. But something else came up! The road was congested. So, he quickly paid the taxi and ran as fast as he can to school. By the time he reached his school, there's only half an hour left for him to finish his math paper. But when he's there he realised his bag was gone! So, he quickly asked for a pen from a nearby teacher and sat for the paper. He did his paper smoothly coz he knew all the answers. But when he was just about to do the last question, the teacher grabbed his paper away. But the boy knows how to do the question! When his results came out, he got grade 3 for his paper 1. So, he didn't get to study the field of articulate science. And because of that 1 question, his future was changed.
When Sir Inba finished telling us the story, he said that stupid goat was HIM and he stormed out of the class. We all laughed our asses off. And that is the story of how my Physics teacher came to be a teacher. =D
